Friday, May 29, 2009

black metal history month


I've been studying the early 90s late 80s norweigan black metal scene pretty heavily due to my enchantment with burzum, and I've got to say those guys were some sick fucks. not that there's anything wrong with that. "dead" was obsessed with death. he slept over animal corpses to get that stench of death on him and brought dead crows to band practice for inspiration. he even buried himself for 3 days to get corpse rot under his eyes. and his buddy in mayhem only encouraged this behavior. I learned about the music sect and the violent sect and how they met and the whole deal. very interesting stuff. watch "black metal documentary" on google video along with "satan rides the media" and torrent "once upon a time in norway" if you want the whole story. these were intelligent lunatics with a real new idea set that they really believed in. for good music, check out some burzum, immortal, night conquers day and a little ancient to top it off nicely. euronymus and dead were the bestest buddies like in this picture.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

one hand signal = meaning of life


yes, this explains it all. the banks do it to you by closing at 4 pm "hey, that's right when I get out of work!" and not accepting canadian change "what am I supposed to do with it then?", arkron's picture frames just did it to me (2 sizes = 2-small and 2-large). the water authority does it (fluoride, lead, etc...). I could go on forever. sometimes we even do it to ourselves: I spent too much money, so now I'm broke. don't get me started on the federal government and federal reserve, let alone the reserves team at pgc. everyone's getting fucked.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

long weekend

I've got 3 days off from work, so last night I drank lots of vodka, and went on a bloody and drunken ride to wegmans for coffee and nutmeg. resin scraping was also fruitful and even came up with enough for tonight too. I ripped my shin open trying a one footer on flat ground. I also cooked my first batch of brown rice last night. it came out ok, but I couldn't eat musch as it was very bland. cinnamon would help. or maybe some nutmeg? shaolin minks have got it so easy. they train at martial arts and meditate or pray for hours, eat vegan and that's it. wishing I was learning tiger-crane.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

I've got better letters



the letters "aa" are total shite. they stand for moping in a dungeon and feeling sorry for yourself and those around you. memorize your phrases and pray all you want, it won't help anything or anyone. my letters are "bmx" and they stand for getting exercise, being outside, going places, having fun, and challenging yourself to improve abilities. I'd like to see aa try to match those criteria. anyway, I was dissatisfied with my computer setup because I had trouble typing when leaning over or sitting sideways. I moved some stuff around and didn't really solve the problem, but on my way back from the store, I saw something that did solve it. this was at the "always classy" sorority house. I pushed the desk home (it has wheels) and up the stairs (pain in the a) and now I'm sitting pretty, typing at a desk that was used by hot chicks. they treated it nice, though. no graffiti, the top was broken off, but who needs a shelf over their screen? this morning when I went to do laundry, the place got even shittier. half of the floor got torn up and there was a liquor bottle (not pictured) in one corner. also, check the new video and be sure to read it's description.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

nudge nudge wink wink

crystalline structures, five three seven primordial thursday, wearing a white hood and hating niggers minus one of the kays. a return journey is inevitable. also my mom called from the library wanting help at about 6:30. I denied and now wonder what she wanted.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

new songs


last night I fucked up making mp3s of my newest stuff. upon my arrival at work, I went to show them off only to be dissed by my conversion skills. disappointed and hung over, I smoked a J and tried to get my psyche out of the toilet. I don't know how I did it, but tonight I made good ones. 6 new songs are now in existance. I will try to make a youtube vid for 1 or 2 of them.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

foolishness in the inferno



who says there's no time for horseplay in hell? I snapped this picture of matt today and it reminded me of the one that shawn asked to take of me. I'm drinking guiness because I figure there isn't much time left to hide in my job and apartment, so I better enjoy it while I can.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

ever increasing police state

today I drank too much coffee which caused me to clean my whole apartment and go to walmart to get a new trash can that logan hasn't puked in. on my return trip, I saw 2 cop cars. 1 was lurking near the old walmart looking for careless drivers which is bad enough, but routine. the other was on my street and was equipped with at least 2 cameras pointing out diagonally from the trunk area and facing front. there could be more cameras that I didn't see. I wanted to take a picture and talk to the officer within, but was too afraid of the consequences if he was not in a good mood, or I was seen as some type of info-terrorist. this is also right after I watched the film "washington, you're fired" so my NWO senses were in hyperdrive. I'll be going to my parents' place shortly for mothers day dinner and will relate the police state news to them and see what they think of it.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

discovery/science channel is mind control


it is clear that if you use a little common sense, you can disprove these pseudoscientists like michio kaku (pic). the dragons special is absurd even though they say it's "hypothetical" and there's even one where they say that a space station tied to the earth would work. what happens when something gets in the way of the teather? point is, it's ALL hypothetical AND most of it is probably false. it seems that they just dig up quacks and random hippies from local coffee shops to narrate the programs. sometimes they don't even display names under the people EVER! unknown dumbasses are telling me about the secrets of the universe! WHEN YOU LOK UP "FULL OF SHIT" THE PICTURE FROM THIS ENTRY WILL APPEAR. i'd rather trust the random hippy than this jackass. don't believe a single word that comes out of his mouth. he could convince the average american that he's german and that wild irish rose tastes good. the only thing that passes his lips is the bull-sheast!

the b in b-town stands for beer



all of b-town was in an uproar last night while arkron and myself peacefully jammed some blues and had a few beers. we both made some progress and called it a night. upon leaving my house this morning, I could see that all those college people who I saw partying yesterday had made a gigantic mess all over everywhere. empty beer containers aplenty and the laundrymat was totally fucked. there was even a beer can on the windowsill of the town courthouse.

Friday, May 8, 2009

I won the fart stinking contest



I had been trying to get rid of some soy milk because I bought too much. I also have been eating a lot of broccoli recently. now, add 4 molson xxxs last night and you get the rankest, stinkiest, most horrible smelling farts available to the human race. when pgc let out early today, shawn said he would get lunch with me. needless to say, he didn't show. I had blasted him in his aisle before leaving and hence, won the contest that I had challenged him to so long ago.
prediction: bumpy's dad will die while she is on vacation in florida. she leaves tomorrow and he has a temperature of over 100 degrees today. you do the math.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

furniture remodeling


I had these 2 dook-ass sheast chairs. 1 was about to fall apart and the other was so uncomfortable that I couldn't sit in it. so I combined them! the one with the green back is going in the trash and I'm sitting on the good one as I type this.