i wonder if there's a posts per day limit?

I'm bored. I've heard viking metal, pirate metal, melodic death and speed. I've seen alex jones michael tsarion and david icke's entire filmography. did you know that a person can get bored with porn? I am! does brad neely have any new videos? now you don't have to look because I already seen them all! I don't want to guess how many movies I've seen. new world order freemason this and luciferian illuminati that! if it's got aspartame fluoride and mercury in it, then it must have high fructose corn syrup too. video games bore me to tears and I don't get any pleasure from youtube anymore. I know google video's entire inventory and what you can and can't watch on watchmovies.net. care to guess at how many websites i've been to? me either! I've played and gotten super stuck in every quest for glory and pretty much thrown my life away to final fantasy. I've had damn near every kind of beer and if I drink any more liquor I'll only get sicker. I can probably tell what brand of robitussin you've got just by smell AND what other ingredients are in it. I can tell if it's dextromethorphan polistyrex by putting it in a clear container and shaking it to see if it sticks to the sides. I've smoked almost every kind of pot and some things that are not. do you know that no snooze, no-doz, and ultra pep pak all give you a different feeling? I can tell them apart! ever gotten high on benadryl? dramamine? know that benadryl and sleeping pills are the same thing and that they feel a whole lot like nutmeg? I do. I'm tired of it! there's got to be something for me to do! something more rewarding than just sit here and get dumber by the moment! PLEASE HELP!!!! I"M GOING INSANE!!!!!

caffeine night

I'm typing by the light of the screen while logan sleeps behind me. this is better than where he came from. there he was sleeping in a recliner. I tried to have brain fun tonight, but I didn't succeed. the robitussin and beer got into a fight in my stomach and neither of them won. my iron gut technique canceled them both,so I popped every kind of pill I could find in my cabinet including aceitaminophen and caffeine. now it's 4 in the morning and I'm still up because of the drugs, but I didn't get any recreational use out of any of them. lets see if the caffeine animation works.

bored? want to get eft? no contacts?

if you're a nothing master who likes to sit on the couch all the time, here's a fun activity:

NUTMEG
step 1- get the following items (probably just sitting there useless like you)
coffee maker
coffee
ground nutmeg
step 2- prepare to make coffee as normal, but don't turn it on yet! first, add a shitload of nutmeg. doesn't matter how much, cover the top of the coffee grounds, don't want to see any black through the brown.
step 3- resume the usual coffee procedure and make sure to drink the whole pot. probably a good morning idea as at night, you might just sleep through the uber-stone or throw off your schedule (as if you had one) with all the caffeine.
step 4- don't have anything to do all day or night (shouldn't be too tough for you!) the next day you'll be back to whatever you call normal.

MORNING GLORY
this is for nothing masters on the move! make sure it's weather you can walk in as you will walk. this is another morning idea.
step 1- get morning glory seeds: heavenly blue, flying saucers, pearly gates. we're aiming for 300 seeds per psychonaut. tell the casheer about a window box project at an apartment complex (don't say which one).
step 2- grind the seeds any way you can. if you are preparing them for yourself, chew them. it's easy!
step 3- soak the seeds in water for an hour, then filter out the solids and toss them.
step 4- dry the liquid by evaporation, but not by heat. this might take a long time, but what are you going to do? time's the only thing you've got!
step 5- dissolve the grime (doesn't have to be completely dry) in liquor (based on preference for type and amount) and drink it. don't use so much booze that you glue yourself down, because you want to be out walking and not tanked from vodka in like 2-3 hours.

these are not professional in any way and I do not reccomend these practices in any way. that said, you can take this otc fun to new extremes with this next stupidly dangerous and potentially fatal procedure:

EVERYTHING!
step 1- get all of these items together. if you have to buy things, get it all from the same store (trust me on this)
2 bottles robitussin maximum strength cough pills dextromethorphan hydrobromide
1 pack generic allergy medicine diphenhydramine hydrochloride
nutmeg coffee (see above)
morning glory drink (see above)
1 bottle nodoz (make sure they are white pills)
1 bottle delsym dextromethorphan polistyex
booze and pot are optional based on availability, age, and preferance

step 2- soak the robitussin pills in hot water for 45 minutes in a glass. chop with scissors to cut all pills and strain, removing solids. make sure to squeeze the gelatinous mess and use a metal mesh strainer not a coffee filter.
step 3- combine the following in a very large container: delsym, robitussin pill innards, nutmeg coffee, morning glory mixed drink, crush 1 nodoz and add it.
step 4- use the "liquid satan" to wash down the allergy meds.
step 5- crush and sniff 1 nodoz
step 6- administer reefer if available and hold on to your insides while they feel like they might become outsides.
step 7- when the nausea clears, you'll be completely eft. congrats on your wild new state of mind.

this is not a suicide procedure, as you'll probably live. this is not advice of any kind. I have performed parts of "everything" to horrifying results, but never have i ever tried the whole thing. if you are young, brave, foolish, and lucky feel free to face the unknown results.

incomplete trip 9

They rumbled through the robitussin range and navigated the nodoz necropolis. They braved broken glass in the beer bottle bay by the sea of bong water, which they crossed on a robitussin raft.

incomplete trip 8

"That's quite the carafe you have there!" the wizard exclaimed. "I've sure done my fair share of drugs too. I have a garbage heap in the back of this cave that goes down deep underground to caverns that haven't seen the light of day in centuries." "How interesting!" said the hero "We should go down there and see what's been festering and growing in your garbage."

incomplete trip 2

Down the street there lived a mighty hero who could save the day. The hero was very smart, so he had a plan. He would send his rat to go quickly and get the carafe. The fateful day came and the hero approached the monster and began to tease it.