We need silver knight gothic!

the world is going to shit, king obama has been sworn in, the gears are in motion to remove the 22nd ammendment (which limits the president's term to 8 years) and to make it possible for arnold schwartzenagger to claim the throne. we need silver knight gothic! a hero, savior, mega-man to save us from tyranny. alex jones will trigger him with the help of david icke and michael tsarion. I fear that I may be this person. a load has been dumped upon the drunkard's shoulders! we are in for a rough time as the bible supposedly says. the first beast was bush. he was bad. but if the people quoting the bible are correct, the second beast, obama is worse. if you thought that bush fucked up the country and was almost a fascist dictator, obama will rock your world! he would be the second and final beast that was prophecised. I don't think that swarms of locusts and frogs will appear or anything that physical or easy to deal with. it will all be political and in the law. the people back in the day were just prophecising the worst possible scenario and that is EXACTLY what will happen: the worst possible scenario. if you doubt my words, look up fluoride, aspartame and agenda 21 ALL proven by government documents. I'm not feeding you a load of shit here. just worrying about how to fight the all-powerful all-knowing evil reptilian overlords.

somebody's out there!

I've been uploading my solo project to youtube and when I check the stats, I noticed that someone is watching my videos! in the way of the plow has 168 views! I really hope that they weren't all from me, but I doubt that. also, carnival carousel and drunken noodling in corpsepaint are really taking off. I just wish someone would leave a comment somewhere...

pic for logan (MIA)

tried to call logan, left message, no callback. is he sick? moved? don't know, but here's a picture he would like.

try to pay for internet, I dare you!

it is so hard to find out how much the internet costs! I just spent 15 minutes searching for a way to pay for it and only came up with 1 price! roadrunner costs 34.95 a month. no other ISPs list a price. frontier has a vast website with not a single price in it. I just want internet, not phone and tv with it, and they don't list a price for that. also, don't try to type the numbers 2 or 0 into thier zip code search, it doesn't work. you can press 2s and 0s all day when you're clicked into that box and it won't do a damn thing! the internet went down yesterday and it made me consider getting my own instead of stealing it from "locke" but I guess I'm cursed to rely on them as long as I live here and don't have $34.95 a month to throw away. I bet I wouldn't be able to pay cash for it anyway.

blog while you can

I just caught some internet, so I'm taking full advantage. uploaded 2 more music/slideshow vids on youtube, checked my e-mail, you know... the slideshow vids are really getting some views! I was surprised at how many they got. carnival carousel is up to 71 last I checked. well, last night was rough. I partied at joey's and earned a massive hangover. slept till like 12 or so and don't remember how I got to bed, but all my shit is here and the door was locked, so I must have been coherent enough to remember to bring the rum and lock the door. this means I wasn't carried upstairs.

at work + bored

just blogging for the point of blogging. be sure to check for videos, as i just posted 2 and there are more to come soon. i'm thinking about doing another slideshow one like the others, but with my own art (like draw it myself). who knows, but something will be posted.

FUCK blogger.com

fuck blogger.com, they can suck my cock! I just spent half an hour trying to set up a fuckin account when i already have one! i clicked my normal buttons, I'm obsessive compulsive, so it couldn't be my fault. so fuck this site, fuck them up the asshole with a rusty sledgehammer. I've a name for my solo project and any that may join it, that I see fit. that name is: the muay thai pirates of buddha's drunken palm. images: dude jumping out of the temple knee first, then th pirate flag, then buddha, and at last the drnken boxing pose and the palm.

man vs. self

My brain is at war with itself. I really don't want to drink, but the other half of me really wants to drink and knows that there is plenty of vodka in the freezer and mixers in the fridge. Both halves know that I will get a good night's sleep if I do indeed imbibe vodka in disgusting amounts, but the no half says "when will you stop drinking ka? when you have cancer? become homeless? die?" but then the yes half says "just finish that bottle and don't buy another" but no says "what about when there is not enough for a whole night? you're gonna go buy a whole nother bottle and this will happen again" back and forth they go. if I skip tonight, I'll really be leaning toward the yes side tomorrow because I will have had all day to be bored and vodka will only look even better than it does now. as always, here are the images.

complete set

the quest for glory set is now complete. I found 2 when I was at work doing image searches, found 1 in the same way at home, torrented 3 and 4 and got 5 for x-mas a long time ago. time to play!

sweep picking technique

I'm trying a new guitar technique for sweep arpeggios. I hold the whammy bar with the 3 fingers of my right hand that are not holding the pick. it seems to work pretty well and I hope that the picture does it justice. I will also include a diagram drawn in paint for those who can't see or if my picture sucks.

laundry day is a very dangerous day

I've been known for some rough sundays, but this one takes the cake! i got home today and decided to do laundry. everything was going fine when suddenly, the cieling split and water started gushing out. there was a very scared old woman who called the laundry number and left a message while I used my phone to capture the chaos. my laundry finished, and I went home to be struck by pain and discomfort. I tried tums to no avail, took 1 ibuprofen and had a hard time swallowing it and made myself a nice chocoholic beverage. 2 sips in, I ran to the bathroom and hurled my guts out. now I sit here shaking and contemplating what to do.

cheap digital thrills

if you want something cool to do on the internet, you can get the old quest for glory games. hero's quest is available at abandonia.com. I found it when I was searching for qfg2 maps, so you might have to dig through that site a little more than I did, but it's there. there is no sound as of yet, but if I figure it out, I'll blog about that. trial by fire is at agdinteractive.com and comes in much better quality if you use xp like my computer. make sure you configure it to run in a window and pick the wrong number combination. the game will tell you that it is wrong, but do it anyway. I played #2 quite a bit today and found that a map would really help, so here are the maps to both games. there is one last thought to discuss here. is it cool to do this because i didn't pay a single cent and got rare old games, or does even knowing about them, let alone knowing what to do in them verify that I am an ultra-dork, and hence not cool?