Friday, May 8, 2009

I won the fart stinking contest



I had been trying to get rid of some soy milk because I bought too much. I also have been eating a lot of broccoli recently. now, add 4 molson xxxs last night and you get the rankest, stinkiest, most horrible smelling farts available to the human race. when pgc let out early today, shawn said he would get lunch with me. needless to say, he didn't show. I had blasted him in his aisle before leaving and hence, won the contest that I had challenged him to so long ago.
prediction: bumpy's dad will die while she is on vacation in florida. she leaves tomorrow and he has a temperature of over 100 degrees today. you do the math.

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