ideas to help internet dating

I know this might sound wierd from someone who hasn't had a girlfriend or a date for so long, but the internet dating sites should include 2 more variables to match people with and also ask some extra questions. variable 1: advanced dungeons and dragons alignment score based on answers to all other questions. this is obvious because I am chaotic neutral, they've been sending me to girls that are lawful good and I haven't seen anyone of any other discernable alignment. variable 2: an overall 1-10 score you don't want snobby 10s being disgusted by the 1s and 2s. some questions about sins past and present would help. some ideas for questions: are you drunk? are you drinking? are you on drugs? waiting for drugs to arrive/ kick in? are you a shut-in? obsessive compulsive? extremely rich? any mental or physical handicaps? are you a compulsive liar? this would have to be determined by other answers rather than a regular question. did you have trouble filling out this form? were you surprised when we asked you for money? did you know that this is a pay site? please name 3 internet porn sites? this question puts you on a top priority list to get hooked up with sluts and girls with looser moral values. also, they should rank your pictures based on multiple criteria like photography skills, can you see the person, are they ugly, wearing accessories, etc.